Even if I had the money to spare, I doubt I'd bother spending it on an intercontinental flight just to make you ruin another pair of underwear, so this is as close to my bearded excuse for a face that you're going to get.
I made a mockery of IOWA, I made a mockery of Spectral Exile and even your beloved Fandom Writer, and I will make a mockery of Game Over, House of Spiders and maybe Jesus Freak if I have the time, but tomorrow night I'm going to try and finish writing the scene where my pastiche of you gets sodomised by a goat.
And, Nicky, I doubt I'll ever be a bigger asshole than the pathetic little man-child that equates people he doesn't like to terrorists.